Tape for my big old jugs

Sorry for the title but I didn’t know if other words would be flagged..

So as the title suggests I need some tape for the ladies. Something pear shaped so I don’t have to wear a bra.

The problem I have is that nothing stays stuck to my skin. I don’t know if it’s because I fake tan but I just don’t know what is actually good. I’ve been into shops that specifically sell ladies undies and nothing holds up. I am large chested and they are heavy which may have a part to play.

Any ideas??? Thank you!